Shift your reality.

      A lightweight women’s twin, the Distortia is ideal for learning new tricks in the park and getting creative across the whole mountain. Identical flex from nose to tail, together with 3BT, lets you ride switch, chuck spins and butter around without stressing about catching an edge. The central carbon SuperTubeTM adds explosive ollie power when you gotta launch onto that rail.




        Softer snowboards are easier to press and won’t kick your ass if you make a mistake. Stiffer decks are more stable at speed and super responsive edge-to-edge. Choose your poison.



        Maximum volume for surfy vibes in the pow, or a smaller surface area for nimble freestyle performance. This number is calculated with length, width, 3D shape and surface distribution.



        What’s this board’s natural home? Full send in the park? Elbows down on the trails? Or chucking roosters somewhere off grid?


        Outline Shape


        Twin Outline


        3D Shape


        Twin 3BT™ + Sidekick™


        Sidebase Uplift

        Medium Uplift

        Medium Uplift

        Camber Profile


        Mellow Camber


        Carbon Layup





        Our traditional and time tested two-way weave of fiberglass is light, strong and responsive; keeping the board snappy without adding torsional stiffness.


        Our 50-50 paulownia and poplar woods blend for optimal strength to weight properties.

        Special Sauce

        Central Super Tube. Hollow carbon core upgrades that are inserted into the core. The hollow carbon tubes greatly increase the woodcore’s pop and reduce weight.

        Carbon Lay-ups

        The type and placement of fiberglass greatly influences a board’s flex and riding characteristics. Boards are built with a layer of fiberglass above and below the woodcore.

        Base Tech

        Not a basic extruded base. It has the highest molecular content available for an extruded base. That means it’s super slick, durable and maintenance-free.


        Triple Base Technology™ is awesome. The lifted sidebase areas at the widest points of the board make a lot of sense. The boards turn smoother and faster and it helps when you are not completely clean on your landings.

        SideKick™ dramatically increases the sidebase uplift at the widest points of the nose and tail. This makes turn initiation even smoother, increases float in powder and handling of the board in rough terrain.

        SuperTubes™ are hollow carbon core upgrades that are inserted into the core in 3 different configurations. The hollow carbon tubes greatly increase the woodcore’s pop and reduce weight.

        Distortia Specs

        Length (cm) 140 143 146 149 152
        Contact Length 105,2 cm 107,6 cm 110 cm 112,4 cm 114,8 cm
        Effective Edge 108,2 cm 110,6 cm 113 cm 115,4 cm 117,8 cm
        Waist Width 23,3 cm 23,6 cm 23,9 cm 24,2 cm 24,5 cm
        Tip/Tail Width 27.1/27.1 cm 27.4/27.4 cm 27.9/27.9 cm 28.2/28.2 cm 28.7/28.7 cm
        Sidecut Radius 7,2 m 7,4 m 7,5 m 7,7 m 7,8 m
        Setback (cm) 0 cm 0 cm 0 cm 0 cm 0 cm
        Inserts 20 20 20 20 20
        Min-Max Stance 49-57 cm 50-58 cm 51-59 cm 52-60 cm 53-61 cm
        Float Rating (0-100) 50 52 54 56 58
        Weight recommendation 40-55 kg / 88-121 lbs 43-58 kg / 95-128 lbs 46-61 kg / 101-134 lbs 51-66 kg / 112-145 lbs 54-74 kg / 119-163 lbs
        Shoe size (EU) 35 - 40.5 35 - 40.5 35 - 40.5 35 - 40.5 39 - 43

        Customer Reviews

        Based on 3 reviews
        Life changing board for me!!!!

        I've been snowboarding since 2018 and never felt confident or felt like my ability was improving! That was until last week when I got to demo a Bataleon Distortia!!! WOW! It was night and day! So much fun, and I felt instantly more confident, faster, better at initiating and making turns and honestly, like I went from beginner/ intermediate to FULL ON intermediate in just 5 runs!
        I was able to then borrow this board again to practice for 2 hours and I had not even left the car park, when I logged online and placed an order!!!!

        I cannot begin to describe how amazing this board makes me feel. It's like we were meant to be together !!!
        Now I am so excited for the season ahead and our Canada trip next month as I'll be super happy, confident and now believe in my own ability to. All thanks to the Distortia

        Evan Hannibal
        Flipping awesome

        This board is sooo much fun to ride! First time buying a park specific board and the distortia did NOT disappoint. Got my backflips dialed without a problem and it slides so easy on rails. The TBT just gave me more confidence of not catching my edges!

        Amazing board

        As a lifelong Forum fanatic, I felt lost last season when my Spinster suddenly bit it (literally, on a wooden deck) and sent me scrambling to find something I loved as much. It took time, but like finding any strong partner, the wait was worth it. I bought the Distortia this season as my first Bataleon board ever and I love it. This board delivers. I ride mainly inbounds with some side country (my knees are a touch too well seasoned to be sending it off big jumps and features in the park anymore, though it’s insanely fun and poppy for messing around on natural features and buttering). I have ridden powder, groomers, and straight up icy chowder. The Distortia hangs with you through all of the above, and we haven’t even taken a run through the park yet. It is flexible but not noodly and turn initiation is a dream. This board makes carving super fun! It took a run or two to get used to the 3BT feel and shape, but it made ripping around through different conditions easy. I recommend it to anyone looking for a versatile all around fun board. From a purely aesthetic standpoint, the graphic on this board is beautiful and this is by far the most interesting/badass looking women’s board I have seen available for this season.

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